Over the past year, we have stayed at A LOT of RV parks! Some better than others and each one has it's own quirks. The past two weeks, we've been at the same RV park and we have really enjoyed our time. It is a well kept, pretty little place and we have no complaints.
That being said, I will say that I have never seen soooo many rules posted in such a small area! It's hysterical! They take their signage VERY SERIOUSLY and it cracks me up!!!
Check these out...
Okay, let's just get the basics out of the way
No white washed tombs here!
You may not wash your RV (see previous pic) but you may wash your clothes...during the day...but not during your smoke break!
And only if you're paying for an RV spot
Let's get this straight, RV's must stay dirty, laundry may be cleaned (with proper detergent), dishes must stay dirty, lint screens must be cleaned!
Shoes may be washed, but must stay wet!
We know you tried to walk out without cleaning the lint screen, so here's your reminder. By the way, money doesn't grow on trees!
What do you think this is, the Ritz?!
We don't want fires in our trees or pee on our bathroom floors!
We do not allow multi-tasking. We mop our floors constantly because we know that even if your kids don't pee on the floor, you might. AND please do your business quietly after hours!
So, because I am and always have been a rule follower, we have done our best to respect the rules. But let me tell you, I am so glad there was plenty of room on our site to park our truck, because this next rule would have been particularly tricky to obey...considering everything I've shown you above.
Hmmmm, that definitely complicates things!